The Pack, cursed to look sexy and occasionally turn into bad CGI. |
Bitten, based on the novel by Kelley Armstrong, is pretty by the numbers urban fantasy: Superspecialsnowflake heroine who just wants to be a regular girl (or at least a regular superspecialsnowflake,) check (Elena is the only known female werewolf); sexy normal boyfriend, check; sexy, bad news, douchecanoe catnip ex, check; gay bestie, check (if in the 'straight but platonic' format); call back to the magical world, big check. It's full of pretty people and pretty locations, and the occasional incomprehensible coyote attack, but it's the wolves that are the problem. Wolves are pretty key to a werewolf show, and they just look so fake.
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