Poster, as always, (c) Stuart Manning |
“You don’t “steer” the TARDIS!
You *negotiate* with her! The still point between where you want to go and
where you need to be. That’s where she takes you.”
This review will contain some
spoilers.
Despite Nardole's reminder that he swore an oath to protect the vault,
the Doctor decides to abuse his time travel privileges – technically if he gets
back at the same time he left, he hasn't really
left Earth, right? – and show Bill the future, which is a Quatermass-by-X-Files
sort of place, all gleaming towers and wheat fields, and unfortunately little,
helpful robots who communicate via emoji and eliminate anyone who isn't happy.
Discovering that this post-exodus colony is about to experience a catastrophic
interface of cryogenic revival, dead relatives and mandatory happiness, the
Doctor sets out to ensure the race does not succumb en masse to a terminal
grump.
The Good
Bill is still great. I love her enthusiasm, and her desire to ask questions,
her resistance to the Doctor's – admittedly understandable –
overprotectiveness, but also her utterly human reaction to the horror and
wonder of the evolving situation.
The idea of having to be happy on pain of death is creepy AF, as any Paranoia player will tell you.
The idea of a city made of tiny robots that can detach in groups to do
things is amazing, and coupled with the hostile turn, also creepy AF.
Although the conclusion is a little pat, I like that the humans are
resistant to recognising the robots, and that the Doctor has to butt heads with
their desire to destroy those whom they see as attacking their friends and
family. It's an entirely understandable and human response to want to confront
a threat, however hopeless the odds, rather than admitting and dealing with one's
own tragic errors.
The Bad
The plot is a little bit 'Blink' meets 'The Happiness Patrol', but
without the soon-to-be ruined iconic new aliens or Bertie Basset's psychopathic
brother.
The tiny robots are called Varda, which is presumably a contraction of
'totally not the VAshta nerADA, guv,' since those are an entirely different cloud
of flesh-devouring creatures.
Nardole gets left behind, and clearly won't be in next week's episode
either. I'm hoping that he'll be back on board after that, because I was very
much looking forward to a three-hander.
The Ugly
I guess it's needed for the plot, but how badly do you have to screw up
the coding job for your emoji-bots to see 'flense and compost' as the go to
solution to feeling a little down in the dumps? Even the most basic programme
design would surely have 'cup of tea and a hug' as a preliminary step before giving
someone up as a bad job and reducing them to bonemeal. This is what you get for
hiring the lowest bidder.
Theorising
Not much to go on yet. There was a promise, there's a vault. The
promise was made a long time ago, but he's still only claiming about two
thousand years, so it can't have been too much time subjectively since
Trenzalore.
Next week is Bill's first pseudohistorical. It's monsters at a Thames
Frost Fair, so I guess its first challenge is to match up to Big Finish's Frostfire.
Top Quotes
Bill: Where are you going?
The Doctor: No idea. But if I
look purposeful, they’ll think I’ve got a plan. If they think I’ve got a plan,
at least they won’t try to think of a plan themselves!
Once, long ago, a fisherman
caught a magic haddock. The haddock offered him three wishes in return for its
life. The fisherman said, “I’d like for my son to come home from the war. And a
hundred pieces of gold.” The problem is, the magic haddock, like robots, don’t
think like people. The fisherman’s son came home from the war, in a coffin. And
the king sent a hundred gold pieces in recognition of his heroic death. The
fisherman had one wish left. What do you think he wished for? Some people say
he should have wished for an infinite series of wishes, but if your city proves
anything, it is that granting all your wishes is not a good idea. [...] In
fact, the fisherman wished he hadn’t wished the first two wishes. – The Doctor
The Verdict
'Smile' is a solid 'first trip' episode, somewhat reminiscent of the New
New York episodes of the second and third seasons of nuWho despite the rural
setting, with elements of classic stories such as 'The Ark in Space' or 'The Robots
of Death'. The Doctor is great and his companion fresh, but unfortunately the
story as a whole lacks real originality. If proof were needed that a fresh hand
is needed at the helm, it's the degree to which 'Smile' can be identified as
the sum of its parts.
Score - 6/10
No comments:
Post a Comment