"You could not even draw a bow and arrow, let alone hit a small songbird." |
Ah, the great battles of wits: Holmes vs. Moriarty, Aristotle vs. Mashy
Spike Plate, and now Chopper vs. AP-5.
Our favourite antisocial grumblebots are on a mission. Chaperoned by
Wedge, they are to infiltrate an Imperial data store and steal security codes
for the Rebel assault on Lothal. Things get off to a rough start, however, as
the two droids snipe at one another over who is in charge of the mission. On
arrival, Chopper's presence is flagged by an ISB surveillance team operating
from a listening ship. The team's controller identifies the droid and, in order
to locate the Rebel base, launches an electronic counterattack when Chopper
tries to slice(1) the base mainframe, seizing control of his systems.
AP-5 locates Chopper and is immediately struck by his sudden display of
manners and protocol, especially of Imperial
protocol. Unfortunately, no-one listens when he tries to tell them that something
is wrong with the astromech, at least not until they are all sealed in the
Ghost's airlock with the ISB using Chopper to try to extract the Rebel base location
from the ship's computer. AP-5 is sent to manually override the internal locks
and gets knocked into space by Chopper, but manages to let the others out of
the airlock before the controller can space them. Zeb incapacitates Chopper
with obvious glee, and Hera uses the connection to send a surge signal which
nearly fries Chopper and causes the listening ship to explode(3).
"We did purchase the 'not explode' upgrade for the engines, right?" |
'Double Agent Droid' is a rare showcase for the information war that is
usually limited to 'astromech plugs into a wall, computer shows pictures', and
it makes sense that this would be seen under Grand Admiral Thrawn's watch. The
controller(4) is a meticulous, detail-oriented plotter; too meticulous, as it
turns out, as his determination to secure complete information prevents him
gaining even a partial win before his ship explodes because reasons(5). Also, a
neat little visual extra is that he has the same sort of cyborg implant as
Lando Calrissian's ADC, Lobot.
Also, AP-5 and Chopper do an 'anything you can do' bit, which is just
adorable, as is AP-5's utter dejection when the crew rescue him from drifting in the perfect stillness of space and drag him back into their messy world.
(1) The Extended Universe term for hack; I don't know if it's still used in canon post Swexit(2).
(2) My own term for the separation of the main continuity from the EU.
(3) Another health and safety triumph for the Imperial Core of Engineers'.
(4) He and his ship have names, or at least serial numbers, but they
aren't really used in the episode.
(5) My theory is that the server room cooling system sinks heat into
the fuel tanks.
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